How do I write a resume tailored to apply at an adult entertainment expo?

I have year and years of (fast food) food service and 2 yrs hospitality experience. They’re hiring wait staff and hostesses at "upscale gentlemen’s club; no exp. necessary, we will train!" I have a pretty face, great smile, friendly personality and attractive features though 5’5" 190 lbs. How do I write a resume for this? http://bit.ly/nQ5j13